The vote is in! CONGRATULATIONS Andrea trenary, You’re the new parent of Charleston,
“I would love Charleston Essie if I were chosen to adopt him. He would never be banished to a bin, he would have a nice home with a few other Essie polishes (two actually a lone mother and daughter – so you never know what could happen, sparks could fly and they could live happily ever after.) in a nice drawer. The drawer would be opened daily so he could have fresh air and sunlight, and there are other polishes to play with and be friends with.
I’d also wear him on my nails lovingly so that everyone I came in contact with could pause to admire him for his true beauty that I know is there and see, because you can always see a good heart. And I know Charleston Essie has a remarkable one.”
“Poor Charlesteon! I am a lover of Essies, and I have three lovely Essie ladies waiting in my cabinet at home…
Lapis of Luxury is a beautiful blue to complement your mauve-y tone. Turquoise and Caicos is a bold, sporty chic who love pairing with others to make beautiful nail art. Watermelon is a flirty hot pink with all the time in the world to catch up. Smooth Sailing, like you Mr. Charleston, is a shimmer who needs a man to appreciate her beauty. WIll you come to stay with these cute little bachelorettes? I promise there will be no fighting (and if there is you can chill with my mom’s stash, she loves neutrals!).
If my bachelorettes don’t suade you, Mr. Charelston, I am a huge fan of unique shimmers just like yourself. My mom loves neutrals and would appreciate the fact that she can wear your neutral yet powerful handsomeness to work without getting in trouble! Call me Charleston!”
Awh, dear ol’ Charleston! I’m such a sucker for the less fortunate, I’ve actually devoted my life to helping these people (or nail polishes). Not only will I love it with all my heart, spoil it AND never let it leave my fingernail’s sight, I will no longer let it stay in the dark. Gone are Charleston’s pointless days, because each day of his life will now be spent with a woman who truly loves him. After all, he is a rare one, one in a million to be exact. There is no other like him, because men like him can’t simply be bought any more!
It makes me so sad to hear a story such as this! Charleston Essie will be loved and appreciated in my home. I love all of my nail polish equally as they are beautiful in their own way! Little Charleston will be no exception! He will be lovingly accepted into my growing family of polishes and he will finally find a purpose in life as he will come together with some other polishes in a team effort to create beautiful nail art! Charleston will finally see the sun and let his true colour and radiant shimmer shine in the sunlight! Clearance or not I would surely purchase you! To answer your question, I am sure any woman like myself would welcome you into their home with open arms because unlike a CND Shellac you have a wonderful humble personality that I greatly admire. There are so many pretty pinks and purples here that would love to meet you and some olives and beiges that you will surely be great friends with! In my home you will never be wasted and you will be appreciated for the unique shimmer you are <3
Quote: “I spend two years of my life stacked in a dark room, crammed together with thousands of other just like me, hundreds pressing down on my solders at any given time. I’m a shimmer and I had never seen sunlight in my life. Oh and don’t get me started on CND Shellac, I just can’t keep going long, why would- any women want me”- Charleston Essie